Barry loser I am Sort of a Loser
 
Hi Loserfans! I’m Barry. Everyone thinks I’m a loser because of my name but I’m actually the keelest person that has ever lived. (‘Keel’ is what me and my friends say instead of ‘cool’, because we are so keel.) Some bloke called Jim Smith has written some books about me and the other losers I know, and they are officially the most completerly brilliant books ever in the world amen. Barry loser I am Sort of a Loser
 
Everyone at school knows I’m the loserkeelest person ever. So imagine how annoying it was when Fay Snoggles came into school one day acting even more loserkeel than me.’
There’s a girl in Barry’s class who’s GETTING MORE LAUGHS THAN HIM! But luckily Barry immediately thinks up one of his brilliant and amazekeel plans to make sure he’ll have the final chuckle . All he needs is thirty boxes of Beard Flakes …